And these conversations remind me about the things I've pushed out of my mind a bit about being pregnant with Elly. I haven't forgot these memories yet, hence one of the reasons I blog. I don't want to forget all of the hell she put me through.
You see, I am a meat eater. (Take that however you want you sick perv!) I enjoy a giant, medium-rare steak, I love sausage and bacon both for breakfast, and I love to eat turkey sandwiches. A meal isn't complete without meat. Without it, it's just a snack.
That all changed when I became pregnant. Aside from the fact that EVERYTHING made me blow chunks, meat especially did. I couldn't walk past the meat counter in a grocery store unless I had my trusty "air sickness bag" with me. (The grocery store as a whole was pretty dangerous grounds for me, but especially in the meat department.)
I practically became a vegetarian. I couldn't stand eating any kinds of beef, chicken, or pork. And I couldn't eat too much fish (which I didn't want much of in the first place) because of whatever crazy science article I was reading that week and the effects of the fish on my baby. (My policy was, why bother fucking the kid up in utero? I needed to wait until the kid was fully baked and then I could start screwing it up... because, you know, it's always the mother's fault.)
It was so disappointing to not even be slightly interested in any of the things I loved to eat. I actually lost weight before gaining weight while pregnant! Who knew dividing cells into a new human being would be the best diet around?!?!?!
The only thing I could stand to eat was bacon bits on my pizza (which I ate nearly every other day). No other meat could be found in my house.
Fast forward 10 months and I'll wolf down a steak in 5 minutes flat. I eat hamburger like it's going out of style. And I pile on extra turkey on my sandwiches. My herbivore days were just temporary. THANK GOD!
But Elly, she's still a vegetarian. No matter what we try to feed her by way of meat, she's not interested. But that kid will horck down apples, lima beans, broccoli, and strawberries by the fistful. If you don't speed it up while cutting up the kiwi she'll let you know she's not pleased. But offer her a bit of pot roast and there's no touching it. She instead works around the roast and eats the potatoes and carrots. So for now she's a vegetarian. (Don't worry, the dog's still a carnivore. Elly share's the pot roast with the dog!)
I just hope she grows out of it. I don't know if I could handle a meal without meat!
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